Basti: *laughing* Ladies and gentlemen Lukas Podolski has come! *more laughing* From now on I can’t concentrate anymore!
Interviewer: Lukas can Bastian play against Italy?
Lukas: I think if not the penguin will play. No problem!*laughing*
Interviewer: We should say Bastian Schweinsteiger just got a penguin from a chinese journalist. What is he called?
Basti: He doesn’t have a name. But maybe now we can name it Poldi.
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
ASK49：Gimli brought Legolas home. And his father attacked him by head.
They fought so hard and finally, finally! they were rewarded.
The picture on the left, in the middle row killed me.
Don’t mess with Gimli
They picked the right guy to play a Dwarf
Him and Viggo were gods of stunt fighting.
meanwhile Orlando Bloom
just a comparison between Suigimori’s official character art from Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire to the originals. The redesigns are pretty great in my opinion
Every group who lived together in Brasil had their own little ‘choreography’ while walking on stage
Worldcup 2014 Champion | Germany
"Pity is a strong word but I would like to apologize to Brazil. We didn’t expect such a score and we tried to be respectful by playing football and scoring goals. This World Cup is a dream come true to us. We’re all really enjoying the Brazilian people and I wish to say that the Seleção has played a great role in the tournament." - Bastian Schweinsteiger
Brazil vs. Germany: July 8, 2014 (images by Getty Images)